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The Horny Dictionary covers a wide range of topics, leaving you with the right reply no matter what the situation. Look at the range of topics covered, and get ordering your copy of The Horny Dictionary today. It’s time to get yours.
Chapter 1.   Sex is not dirty           Page  7
Chapter 2.   Getting a date                     19
Chapter 3.   Getting laid                         24
Chapter 4.   Horny menu                       59
Chapter 5.   I’m a virgin                           89
Chapter 6.   It’s my birthday                  94
Chapter 7.   Valentine’s Day special   102
Chapter 8.   We’re gay                           109
Chapter 9.   We're Bi-sexual                 114
Chapter 10.  Sweetheart                       144
Chapter 11.  I think I love you                175
Chapter 12.  Expression of love           182
Chapter 13.  I love you the most        206
Chapter 14.  I feel so horny                  215
Chapter 15.  You make me so horny 236
Chapter 16.  I’m so horny                     247
Chapter 17.  If you're horny                 283
Chapter 18.  If you love me                290
Chapter 19.  Looking for a lover        324
Chapter 20.  Tongue kissing              339
Chapter 21.  The way I do foreplay   344 
Chapter 22.  The way I suck cock      348
Chapter 23. The way I deep throat   356
Chapter 24. The way I suck balls       361
Chapter 25. The way I fuck                 367
Chapter 26. Horny older women     378
The Horny Dictionary. Ladies Version By The Happy Bachelor

Chapter 27. The mistress                     409
Chapter 28. Dungeon delights           421
Chapter 29. Miscellaneous                  441
Chapter 30. The interview                  453
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