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Flirt Your Way to Success with the Horny Dictionary

If you want to flirt your way to a sensuous night out, then pick up your copy of the Horny Dictionary today. Available in different volumes for men and women, we offer a 30-day, money back guarantee!



(03) 9306 9222  


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Welcome to The Horny Dictionary

Get Your Sex Advice from The Horny Dictionary

The Horny Dictionary makes seduction easy. No longer do you have to wait for the moment, you have the power to create it. Take your needs into your own hands and enjoy the freedom of being a master of seduction with The Horny Dictionary. No matter the situation or your needs, The Horny Dictionary has you covered.


Our volumes of seductive lines are over 464 pages of ideal phrases to tease and tantalise your partner. The Super Edition combines the Men’s and Ladies’ versions to a massive 928 page volume of 6,457 lustful lines.

Seduction and Sex

The Horny Dictionary gives you short messages that are sure to tantalise and seduce your partner. With such evocative messages under 20 words long, your mastery of seduction is assured. As a text message, over the phone, or a short whispered sentence in the ear, our lines of seduction will be sure to get a rise out of your partner.


Getting your hands on a copy of The Horny Dictionary is easy – just order one today through the site. We can ship internationally. You can also download a sample pack from our site, specific for your needs.


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