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Flirt Your Way to Success with the Horny Dictionary

If you want to flirt your way to a sensuous night out, then pick up your copy of the Horny Dictionary today. Available in different volumes for men and women, we offer a 30-day, money back guarantee!



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Ladies Sexting and Dating Tips

The language of seduction can be mastered by anyone. The Horny Dictionary gives you the perfect lines to tease and tantalise him. Your words will have him ready to go whenever you want him. The Horny Dictionary puts the power in your hands to use your words to seduce and get yours.  With 2850 cracking lines for any occasion, you become the master of sex - when you want it, with whomever you want it. Our books are guaranteed by a full money back guarantee. Order The Horny Dictionary today and get laid when ever you like.


All Topics, All Advice

The Horny Dictionary covers a wide range of topics, leaving you with the right reply no matter what the situation. Look at the range of topics covered, and get ordering your copy of The Horny Dictionary today. It’s time to get yours.

Chapter 1.Sex is not dirtyPage 7
Chapter 2.Getting a datePage 19
Chapter 3.Getting laidPage 24
Chapter 4.Horny menuPage 59
Chapter 5.I’m a virginPage 89
Chapter 6.It’s my birthdayPage 94
Chapter 7.Valentine’s Day specialPage 102
Chapter 8.We’re gayPage 109
Chapter 9.We're Bi-sexualPage 114
Chapter 10.SweetheartPage 144
Chapter 11.I think I love youPage 175
Chapter 12.Expression of lovePage 182
Chapter 13.I love you the mostPage 206
Chapter 14.I feel so hornyPage 215
Chapter 15.You make me so hornyPage 236
Chapter 16.I’m so hornyPage 247
Chapter 17.If you're hornyPage 283
Chapter 18.If you love mePage 290
Chapter 19.Looking for a loverPage 324
Chapter 20.Tongue kissingPage 339
Chapter 21.The way I do foreplayPage 344
Chapter 22.The way I suck cockPage 348
Chapter 23.The way I deep throatPage 356
Chapter 24.The way I suck ballsPage 361
Chapter 25.The way I fuckPage 367
Chapter 26.Horny older womenPage 378
Chapter 27.The mistressPage 409
Chapter 28.Dungeon delightsPage 421
Chapter 29.MiscellaneousPage 441
Chapter 30.The interviewPage 453


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