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Flirt Your Way to Success with the Horny Dictionary

If you want to flirt your way to a sensuous night out, then pick up your copy of the Horny Dictionary today. Available in different volumes for men and women, we offer a 30-day, money back guarantee!



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The Horny Dictionary hands you the power to get her flustered with just one simple text message. The 464 page volume gives you the right words at the right time to make her weak at the knees and begging. Experience the wonders The Horny Dictionary can bring to your sex life.
With 464 pages of cracking lines for any occasion, you become the master of sex. When you want it, with whomever you want it. Our books are guaranteed by a full money back guarantee. Order The Horny Dictionary today and get laid when ever you like.


All Topics, All Advice

The Horny Dictionary covers a wide range of topics, leaving you with the right reply, no matter what the situation. Look at the range of topics covered, and get ordering your copy of The Horny Dictionary today. It’s time to get yours.

Chapter 1  Sex is not dirty  Page 6
Chapter 2  Getting a date Page 14
Chapter 3  Horny menu  Page 25
Chapter 4  You look so sexy  Page 46 
Chapter 5  I’m a virgin  Page 61
Chapter 6  It’s my birthday Page 73
Chapter 7  Valentine’s Day special Page 79 
Chapter 8  We’re lesbians Page 87 
Chapter 9  Sweetheart Page 96
Chapter 10  Sweet juicy tits Page 122 
Chapter 11  Tongue kissing Page 132 
Chapter 12  I think I love you Page 140 
Chapter 13  Expression of love Page 150 
Chapter 14  I love you the most  Page 177 
Chapter 15  I feel so horny Page 186
Chapter 16  You make me so horny Page 198 
Chapter 17  I’m so horny Page 219  
Chapter 18  If you come over Page 240 
Chapter 19  If your horny Page 245 
Chapter 20  If you love me Page 259 
Chapter 21  What are you doing here Page 300
Chapter 22  Sucking pussy Page 316 
Chapter 23  Clitoris special Page  328
Chapter 24 The way I fuck Page 342
Chapter 25 You smell so horny Page 378
Chapter 26 Older horny men Page 385
Chapter 27 The mistress and the slave Page 399
Chapter 28 Miscellaneous Page 435
Chapter 29 I’m not gay Page 448
Chapter 30 The interview Page 450


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